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2.63sOh. Hey, you know who'd look funny wearing one of those?
2.29s- The Monopoly guy.
- (LAUGHS)
1.15sCorrect.
2.2sGo directly to jail and convert to Islam.
2.24s(LAUGHS) 'Cause they do that.
2.87sYes, that is what I intended.
1.18sHey, you're all right, Mahmoud.
1.25sYou, too, Peter.
1.3sSo, what do you wanna watch?
1.7sWell, if you turn on Channel 14,
3.2swe can probably catch the end of Muslim Looney Tunes.
7.66s(ARABIC MUSIC PLAYING) (STUTTERING) As a pig, I am very dirty and should not be touched by humans.
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1.74sSo, how was the hospital, Peter?
1.87sOh, my God, that place was incredible.
2.97sThey have this one jar, whole thing was full of cotton balls.
2.55sIt's amazing how far medical technology has come.
1.48sWell, sure is good to have you back.
4.97sJoe is, uh, (CLEARS THROAT) chattier than you'd think he'd be when you're not here.
3.22sLook, I'm just saying if pro is the opposite of con,
3.37swhat is the opposite of progress? Think about it.