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2sOh, fuck! The cock-sucking ground.
3s(GROANS) Damn it.
2.67sThe Eiffel Tower? Oh, cool, I'm in Paris.
3.27sMAN: Hey, look at that douchebag who got stabbed in the butt.
1.3sAw, crap, I'm in Vegas.
1.6s(HORN HONKING)
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1.99s
3.37s
1.8sWell, Peter, I'm glad you're all right,
2.67sbut I hope this is the end of your skydiving career.
1.3sYeah, I'm sorry, Lois.
1.82sYou know, when I thought I was gonna die,
2.35sI saw my whole life flash before my eyes,
2.5sand we did way too much Star Wars crap.
2.47sI should get the kids home. It's way past dinner.
3.82sWhat she really means is that it's shaky mommy's white wine time.
1.63sLet's go, kids. Come on. We really gotta go, kids.
2.1sLet's go. Come on.
2.03sExcuse me. Now that your family is gone,
2.17swould you mind if we turn on the TV?
2.32sOh, hey. I didn't know anyone was here.
3.27sI, uh, was just kidding when I told my family I loved 'em.