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2.1sWell, I think everything about it is the best.
1.63sLike this hookah.
3.5sI mean, who doesn't want to sit around a table with a bunch of guys and suck on the same thing?
3.14s
2.07s- How often does this get cleaned?
- Never.
1.63s- And how old is it?
- Eighty years.
1.47sPerfect.
2.3s
3.44sMmm, it's like smoking my grandfather's jacket.
1.92sMan, I wish I could stay here all night, Mahmoud.
2.42sBut I'm supposed to pick up the dry cleaning before it closes.
2.34s- I killed a mouse with my tie.
- Nonsense.
1.53sI'll have my wife pick it up for you.
1.48sWhat? She'd do that?
4.35sOh, absolutely. (SNAPS FINGER) I need you to run an errand for my friend, Peter.
4.02sOf course. Anything for you, husband.
2.69sThat was amazing. She just listened to everything you said.
1.15sOf course she listened.
3.04sIn Muslim culture, wives are much more obedient.
1.34sNo way. That's awesome.
3.1sSo wait, let me get this straight. Sweet hat, obedient wife,
3.34sand I get to shout, "Admiral Akbar," when I do stuff?
2.64sYou, sir, have got yourself a Muslim.