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2.63swe might actually be able to stop an act of terror.
1.2sYou'd be a hero.
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1.88sWell, I could try.
1.77sI mean, I am a pretty good actor.
4.79sRemember how upset I seemed to get when Lois said she was leaving town with the kids for a few days?
2.19sOh, my God, I'm gonna miss you guys so much.
3.19sDon't forget to call and let me know exactly when you'll be back.
1.25sGet out.
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1.32sOkay, you're all set.
2.7sRemember, we'll be in the van listening to everything,
2.54sso if anything goes wrong, we'll pull you right out of there.
1.4sDon't you worry, Joe.
2.97sI'll blend in like an Australian in a Jewish bakery.
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2.6sHoney, would you look at all these kikes.
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1.62sOkay, before we get started,
1.97sI have an announcement from headquarters.
1.7s"No more shorts."
2.4sAnd this isn't coming from me, this is management.
1.38sThis is about me, isn't it?
4.84sThey don't name names. They just say, "No more shorts," okay?
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