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2.58sIf you have the fever, there's only one cure.
2.72sTake two tickets and see the game Sunday morning.
1.7sWarning: Tickets should not be taken internally.
2.94sSee? Because of me, now they have a warning.
2.15sHey, Dad, sell you these for 50 bucks.
2.83sWhoo-hoo! Sold!
1.99sThose aren't tickets to the game, Homer.
5.49sWhat do you mean? It says right here: "Free wig with every purchase of large wig. Downtown Wig Center."
4.34sWhy, you little-- Hmm. Free wig.
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4.14sHm-hmm. I love you, Homie. Mmm.
2.77sI don't need her at all anymore.
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2.3sI did it. Second in line.
2.17sAnd all I had to do was miss eight days of work.
2.5sWith the money you would have made working, you could've bought tickets from a scalper.
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