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2.42shundreds of men are given weapons and trained to kill.
2.03sThe government calls it the army.
4.87sBut a more alarmist name would be: The Kill-bot Factory-- But first,
1.75sSpringfield has come down with a fever,
1.28sfootball fever,
2.2sbrought on by the biggest game of the year.
1.93sThe Pigskin Classic between the Shelbyville Sharks...
2.37sand our own Springfield Atoms.
2.58sIf you have the fever, there's only one cure.
2.72sTake two tickets and see the game Sunday morning.
1.7sWarning: Tickets should not be taken internally.
2.94sSee? Because of me, now they have a warning.
2.15sHey, Dad, sell you these for 50 bucks.
2.83sWhoo-hoo! Sold!
1.99sThose aren't tickets to the game, Homer.
5.49sWhat do you mean? It says right here: "Free wig with every purchase of large wig. Downtown Wig Center."
4.34sWhy, you little-- Hmm. Free wig.
1.37s
4.14sHm-hmm. I love you, Homie. Mmm.
2.77sI don't need her at all anymore.
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