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2.5sWith the money you would have made working, you could've bought tickets from a scalper.
1.72sIn theory, yes. Jerk.
2.95sGive me, uh, 30,000 tickets.
2.82sThat'll be $950,000 please.
3.44sLook, the thing about that is I only got $10 on me. Can I pay you the rest later?
1.82sSure.
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1.85sOhh.
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3.69sWhoo-hoo-hoo
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2.62sThat was Bobby Mcferrin's new one, "I'm Worried, Need Money."
3.24sOkay, if you want two tickets to the big Pigskin Classic--
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1.95sjust get to a phone and be our 13th caller.
2.9sGet tickets! Must get tickets! Find phone! Yes!
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2.6sHo-ho. Stupid sheep.
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2.73sStill waiting for that caller.