0.47sWhy am I such a loser?
2.69sWhy?
3.55sWell, your father was a loser, and his father, and his father.
2.22sIt's genetic, man. D'oh!
1.92sWhat's so special about this game anyway?
3.95sIt's just another chapter in the pointless rivalry between Springfield and Shelbyville.
3sThey built a mini-mall, so we built a bigger mini-mall.
3.52sThey made the world's largest pizza, so we burnt down their city hall.