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1.99sThose aren't tickets to the game, Homer.
5.49sWhat do you mean? It says right here: "Free wig with every purchase of large wig. Downtown Wig Center."
4.34sWhy, you little-- Hmm. Free wig.
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4.14sHm-hmm. I love you, Homie. Mmm.
2.77sI don't need her at all anymore.
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2.3sI did it. Second in line.
2.17sAnd all I had to do was miss eight days of work.
2.5sWith the money you would have made working, you could've bought tickets from a scalper.
1.72sIn theory, yes. Jerk.
2.95sGive me, uh, 30,000 tickets.