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3.12sDad won the First Annual Montgomery Burns Award.
1.28sWe should invest in a set
2.53sof "Great Books of Western Civilization."
2.54sLook at this ad from New Republic for Kids.
2.5s"Each month, a new classic will be delivered.
5.92s"Paradise Regained, Martin Chuzzlewit or Herman Melville's twin classics, Omoo and Typee."
2.92sMarge, didn't you want that vibrating chair?
1.73sThat was your idea.
1.65sWe should get a machine gun.
3.69sWe could hunt game, spell out things or ring in the new year.
3.25sI really think we need to replace the washer and dryer.
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5.02sHow would you like to spend $2,000 to give a broken man a second chance?
1.03sNah.
1.88sWhat are you talking about?
1.43sNot here.
1.33sCome into the dining room.
3.77sI have a 20-minute presentation that will change the world.
2.4s20 minutes? Oh...
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