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3.55sHomer here's a check for $2,000.
3.95sI also wanted to give you each something for believing in me.
4sLisa, this is the first volume of "the Great Books of Western Civilization."
4.32sYou'll receive a new one every month from Beowolf to Less Than Zero.
3.42sFinally a copy of Ethan Frome to call my own.
8.66sYou're too young for that machine gun but I'm giving you something that will make sure when you're old enough you can still buy one...
2.45sa membership in the National Rifle Association.
1.32sWow! The N.R.A.!
3.4sCan I get armor-piercing, cyanide-tipped bullets?
1.45sIt's in the Constitution.
5.89sMaggie who brought me my fortune I'll give you anything you want in this world.
1.48s
2.12sI want what the dog's eating.
0.42sD'oh!
2sI'll get you something nice.
1.47sNow, Marge...
1.92sHerb, I don't need any gift.
1.45sYou're too late, Marge.
4.64sI got you a new washer and dryer and sold the old ones for 50 bucks.