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6.51sIf you offer Mr. Simpson a couple thou he'll be so dazzled he'll sign anything you shove under his nose.
1.8sOh, a cash settlement.
3.97sI could have figured that out, you buttoned-down maggot!
0.82sYou have cream?
1.77sYes. Where are my manners?
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2.5sYeah, I used to be rich.
3sI owned Mickey Mouse massage parlors.
2.49sThen those Disney sleazeballs shut me down.
3.6sI said, "I'll change the logo-- put Mickey's pants on."
2.29sSome guys you just can't reason with.
2.64sI used to own a successful car company.
2.93sMy strategy was giving them Japanese names.
2.57sYou ever drive a Tempura hatchback?
0.37sOh, yeah.
0.62sSure.
1.7sI got hit by one of those.
2.13sYeah, life was sweet.
4.94sThen I found out I had a long-lost half brother.
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1sHomer?