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2.7sIdea... idea!
1.78sWhat's the matter with me?
2.08sI used to have hundreds of ideas.
0.95s
1.5sWhat do you want?
1.93sI just changed your diaper.
1.05sAre you hungry?
1.1sAre you cold?
1.32sDo you want to go home?
4.45sLady, you just gave me the idea of a lifetime.
1.07sHow do I thank you?
0.7sDon't hurt me.
1.27sConsider it done.
2.2sHey, pal, I heard about the couch.
1.87sYeah, you going to be okay?
3.57sYeah. You know, my life just can't get any worse.
5.07s
1.27sThat's right.
3.6sThere's no way my life could possibly get any worse.
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2.64sSimpson, report to Mr. Burns's office.
1.23sD'oh!
2.44sIs this the one with the lazy sperm?
1.2sMm-hmm.
5.57sAh, Simpson, you big, virile son of a gun would you like a check for $2,000?
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