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8.66sYou're too young for that machine gun but I'm giving you something that will make sure when you're old enough you can still buy one...
2.45sa membership in the National Rifle Association.
1.32sWow! The N.R.A.!
3.4sCan I get armor-piercing, cyanide-tipped bullets?
1.45sIt's in the Constitution.
5.89sMaggie who brought me my fortune I'll give you anything you want in this world.
1.48s
2.12sI want what the dog's eating.
0.42sD'oh!
2sI'll get you something nice.
1.47sNow, Marge...
1.92sHerb, I don't need any gift.
1.45sYou're too late, Marge.
4.64sI got you a new washer and dryer and sold the old ones for 50 bucks.
1.68s
2.32sCome on, washer!
1.18s
2.67sOh, you stupid dryer!
4.29sHerb, I don't think there's a vibrating chair in that bag for me.