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3sI owned Mickey Mouse massage parlors.
2.49sThen those Disney sleazeballs shut me down.
3.6sI said, "I'll change the logo-- put Mickey's pants on."
2.29sSome guys you just can't reason with.
2.64sI used to own a successful car company.
2.93sMy strategy was giving them Japanese names.
2.57sYou ever drive a Tempura hatchback?
0.37sOh, yeah.
0.62sSure.
1.7sI got hit by one of those.
2.13sYeah, life was sweet.
4.94sThen I found out I had a long-lost half brother.
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1sHomer?
1.85sHerb?
4.24sI let him design a car that would make or break my company.
2.74sPresenting the Homer.
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1.94sI'm ruined!
1.93sForbes called it:
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1.5sOverblown, don't you think?
1.5sWhat about New Coke?
1.93sHey! I invented that.
12.48sYeah, but all that's in the past because this is America, and in America you're never finished as long as you've got a brain because all a man really needs is an idea.