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2.77sEh, truth. Ask me anything.
4.4sWho do you love most-- me, Bart or Maggie?
1.57sD'oh! All right. Dare.
3.3sOkay. Why don't you--
3.24sHello. I'd like to speak with a Mr. Snotball,
1.94sfirst name "YOura."
0.63sYoura Snotball?
2.14sWhat? How dare you!
4.8sIf I find out who this is, I'll staple a flag to your butt and mail you to Iran!
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0.43sOkay. Your turn.
2.04sHmm. Truth.
3.67sUh, do you have a crush on anyone?
0.47sDad!
2.7sI-- I won't tell anybody.
4.1sDad, you tell everybody everything. Even Moe knew when I threw up on the dentist.