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4.14sLisa, I need your help, so I'm gonna let you in on a secret-- there's no such thing.
3.84sI knew it! I knew it! Because why would they have our national grammar rodeo in another nation?
2.2sYou're gonna be in so much trouble--
2.07sI'm in trouble already. Here's what happened.
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2.7sSo you've got to think of a way I can come home for free.
3.84sHmm. You could travel for free if you were a stewardess.
2.67sWell, how badly do you want to get home?
3.8sAll right, all right. How about a courier? They travel for free too.
2.53sNo, that's a terrier. They're dogs.
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1.8sWell, you sure don't look 25,
3.34sbut your unlaminated, out-of-state driver's license is proof enough for me.
2.2sHere's your first assignment.
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