Use the timeline below to select up to 20 seconds to watch or share.
0.63sYoura Snotball?
2.14sWhat? How dare you!
4.8sIf I find out who this is, I'll staple a flag to your butt and mail you to Iran!
1.67s
0.43sOkay. Your turn.
2.04sHmm. Truth.
3.67sUh, do you have a crush on anyone?
0.47sDad!
2.7sI-- I won't tell anybody.
4.1sDad, you tell everybody everything. Even Moe knew when I threw up on the dentist.
3.4sMoe thinks he knows a lot more than Moe knows.
3.44sjust give me another chance, and I'll prove I can keep your secret.
1.93sOkay.
4sI like... Langdon Alger.
2.47sI have no idea who that is.
3.57sNobody does. He's very quiet and enjoys puzzles.
2.6sBut that still doesn't mean you can tell anyone.
2.77sI've already forgotten his name.
2.13sIt was Larson something, right?
2.57sThanks, Dad.
3.34sOh, this has been the best spring break ever!
2sAnd with my patented seminar,
3syou will learn how to corner the real estate market through hypnosis.