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0.67sOh, you mean Reverend Lovejoy.
2.9sNo, I don't!
3.27sWhat I mean is, to me you're just a stranger...
3.14s- pretending to be something he's not.
- Mmm.
2.75sOh, I'm sorry, but that's just how I feel.
5.19sNo, don't apologize. It's time I stopped pretending.
4.54sI've called this assembly to announce my retirement,
2.7seffective as of the end of this sentence.
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1.19s
5sThis sentence I'm speaking... right now.
0.67s
0.5sPeriod.
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3.47sI wrongfully usurped Sergeant Skinner's position,
2.87sand I suggest you consider him to replace me.
1.67sThank you.
0.87sWell, now, I don't know.
2.74sSkinner, do you know anything about being a principal?
2.37sWell, it's been my lifelong ambition.
2.77sAnd if a man pretending to be me could do it,
3.29swell, then, logically, the real me must be far more qualified.