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2.35sHere, Mother. Let me help you. Get your hands off me!
2.17s- Please, Mom.
- You too, stranger!
1.9sI'm your son.
1.5sI have no son.
3.25sLook, lady, you obviously have at least one son.
4.35sNo! I have one stranger and one fraud.
3.44sTake it easy, Mom. I said, back off!
3sYou better do as she says. She's quick with a hatpin.
3.87sUh, well, hey, I suppose I'll have to find a hotel.
4.07sI won't hear of it. Tonight you can sleep on the floor of your office.
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2.02sHey, Armin.
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3.2sMiss Krabappel sent me. I forged my dad's signature on my report card.
2.18sOh, now, Bart, you know that's wrong.
1.92sI don't see how me signing Homer's name is any different...
2.08sfrom you using Sergeant Skinner's name.
4.12sI guess me punishing you would be somewhat hypocritical.
2.3sWhy don't you just write a 30-word essay on what you've done?