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3.85sAnd my dream is to go back and become principal of the elementary school.
4.14sSome people might call that a pretty corny dream, uh, Sergeant.
5.04sWell, there's nothing corny about fresh-faced youngsters skipping to school,
2.24sscraping knees and spelling bees...
3.84sand pies cooling softly on the windowsill.
3.9sWell, sir, if that's corny, then corn me up.
2.15sSergeant Skinner took me under his wing...
2.3sand showed me that life was worth living.
3.84si came to think of him as the big brother I never had.
2.64sHe made me believe i might have a future after all.
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2.44sCome on!
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2.17sAnd when they told us he was missing,
3.37spresumed dead, my future died once again.
2.73sMy life lost all meaning.
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2.69sCome on! Get to the part where you steal his identity.
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