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3.97sI have never been happier or prouder to be Seymour Skinner.
2.2sYou're not Seymour Skinner.
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0.67sSkinner!
1.53sSkinner?
0.5sI'm Skinner.
3.14sSeymour?
1.64sMother!
1.25sShe's my mother!
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2.74sWill someone remove that crazy man, please?
2.12sNo. No. He's--
2.37sHe's not crazy. It's true.
2.97sI'm--
3.67sI'm... an impostor.
4.92sThat man is the real Seymour Skinner.
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4.27sKeep looking shocked and move slowly towards the cake.
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3.14sNow, let's clear this up. Who exactly are you?
3.22sSergeant Seymour Skinner, U.S. Army.