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2.03sWell, now, there's no need for profanity.
3.2sMy name may have changed, but I'm still the same man I was last week.
2.7sNot to us you're not. I mean, how would you feel...
2.97sif you suddenly found out Ned Flanders was an impostor?
0.62sWho's Ned Flanders?
2.5sMy next-door neighbor. Religious guy?
0.67sOh, you mean Reverend Lovejoy.
2.9sNo, I don't!
3.27sWhat I mean is, to me you're just a stranger...
3.14s- pretending to be something he's not.
- Mmm.
2.75sOh, I'm sorry, but that's just how I feel.
5.19sNo, don't apologize. It's time I stopped pretending.
4.54sI've called this assembly to announce my retirement,
2.7seffective as of the end of this sentence.
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1.19s
5sThis sentence I'm speaking... right now.
0.67s
0.5sPeriod.
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3.47sI wrongfully usurped Sergeant Skinner's position,
2.87sand I suggest you consider him to replace me.