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2.05sHappy anniversary, Son.
2.1sOh, Mother.
2.4sYou are still the master of deception.
2.24s- I surely am.
- Ahhh.
4.8s"So, in 1966, a brave young man named Seymour Skinner...
4.47senlisted and shipped out to Vietnam, where he rose to become platoon sergeant."
3.24sRalph. Principal Skinner is an old man who lives at the school.
1.65sLisa.
1.04s"Sergeant Skinner was a hero.
3.57sHe risked capture many times behind enemy lines."
3.64sTeacher made me go to Principal Skinner's office when I was dirty.
3s"And he survived to make it back to Springfield,
3.1swhere he became the fine educator we salute tonight."
4.64sWhen I grow up, I wanna be a principal or a caterpillar.