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3.44sTake it easy, Mom. I said, back off!
3sYou better do as she says. She's quick with a hatpin.
3.87sUh, well, hey, I suppose I'll have to find a hotel.
4.07sI won't hear of it. Tonight you can sleep on the floor of your office.
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2.02sHey, Armin.
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3.2sMiss Krabappel sent me. I forged my dad's signature on my report card.
2.18sOh, now, Bart, you know that's wrong.
1.92sI don't see how me signing Homer's name is any different...
2.08sfrom you using Sergeant Skinner's name.
4.12sI guess me punishing you would be somewhat hypocritical.
2.3sWhy don't you just write a 30-word essay on what you've done?
2.37sHey, hey, hey. Easy there, you big impostor.
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2.97sSo, uh, um, should I sign my original name?
3.2sjust put an "X," then call yourself whatever the hell you want.
2.03sWell, now, there's no need for profanity.
3.2sMy name may have changed, but I'm still the same man I was last week.