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2.95sto Principal Seymour Skinner, who"--
4.07sNot that one. Idiots.
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4.09sThank you. Thank you. I must say, in many ways,
3.07sSpringfield really beats the old slave-labor camp.
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2.22sI admit Sergeant Skinner seems okay.
2.84sBut Mr. Tamzarian pulled himself up from the streets...
2.3sand earned our respect and admiration.
2.97sHe lied about his name. His name doesn't matter.
2.9s"A rose by any other name would smell as sweet."
0.42sNot if you called 'em stench blossoms.
2.14sOr crap weeds.
3sI'd sure hate to get a dozen crap weeds for Valentine's Day.
3.17sI'd rather have candy. Not if they were called scum drops.
3.05sYour new principal would like to say a few words.
2.63sRemember, you have to respect him.
2.43s- He's a war hero.
- Ha-ha!
1.83sThank you, Chalmers.
2.87sWhere I come from, there's no better way to get acquainted...
3.3sthan by reciting the Pledge of Allegiance together.