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2.13s7:00, Friday night, Mother.
2.32sTime for our weekly silhouette.
3.55sNo! Cutting out your ugly nose gives me a hand cramp!
1.72sOh, but you love silhouette night.
4.14sAnd then we go through your bird book and make up silly captions--
4.27sWhy are you all dressed up? I'm sick of this house, and I'm sick of you!
1.93sTonight we're going for a drive.
0.65sMmm, what's so special about tonight?
2.29sNothing!
3.25s- Put on your special suit and get in the car!
- Yes, Mother.
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2.22sWhy are we stopping at my school, Mother?
3.17sWhat does it say on that sign? I don't like your tone!
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2.22sSurprise!
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2.05sHappy anniversary, Son.
2.1sOh, Mother.
2.4sYou are still the master of deception.
2.24s- I surely am.
- Ahhh.
4.8s"So, in 1966, a brave young man named Seymour Skinner...
4.47senlisted and shipped out to Vietnam, where he rose to become platoon sergeant."