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2.32sWell, I don't see any way out of this.
2.48sNow, if you'll allow me, I think I have a solution...
6.21sthat'll satisfy the town and let Sergeant Skinner keep his dignity.
2.24sBut I'm a hero!
4.24sAnd we salute you for it. Now, don't come back.
1.77sI'm sorry, Seymour.
4.77sIt's nice you're alive, but you're just not what I'm looking for in a son.
3sI'm glad you understand.
3.6s
2.5sWell, this is a lovely gesture, but...
3.47swe still have to face the fact that I'm not really Seymour Skinner.
3.1sOh, no, we don't. judge Snyder.
1.77sBy authority of the city of Springfield,
3.34sI hereby confer upon you the name of Seymour Skinner...
2.8sas well as his past, present, future and mother.
0.4sOkay.
1.5sAnd I further decree...
2.07sthat everything will be just like it was...
1.93sbefore all this happened.
2.7sAnd no one will ever mention it again...