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3.22sSergeant Seymour Skinner, U.S. Army.
2.57sit's true. i was in his platoon.
3.09sBut they said you were killed on that scouting mission.
3.59sNo, just captured. It's kind of a funny story, really.
2.6sAfter five years in a secret P.O.W. camp,
2.27sI was sold to China for slave labor.
2.8sSince '77, I've been making sneakers at gunpoint...
1.89sin a sweatshop in Huhan.
2.44sThat's not a funny story.
2.03sWell, I guess you had to be there.
2.77sAnyhow, the U.N. shut the factory down last week,
2.87sand the embassy shipped me home, and here I am.
3.9sSo what's your story, Seymour, if that is your real name?
5.64sWell, obviously it isn't. My real name is Armin Tamzarian.