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4.17sOf course, if I'd known there was a war going on, I probably would've apologized.
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4.64sOkay, who wants a piece of me?
3.34sYou trying to get yourself killed, Tamzarian?
2.97sYou've got your whole life ahead of you. Don't you have any dreams?
1.95sMy dreams all involve combing my hair.
3.39sOh, gosh, son. Everybody's got dreams.
2.28sI come from a town called Springfield.
3.85sAnd my dream is to go back and become principal of the elementary school.
4.14sSome people might call that a pretty corny dream, uh, Sergeant.
5.04sWell, there's nothing corny about fresh-faced youngsters skipping to school,
2.24sscraping knees and spelling bees...
3.84sand pies cooling softly on the windowsill.
3.9sWell, sir, if that's corny, then corn me up.