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0.42sNot if you called 'em stench blossoms.
2.14sOr crap weeds.
3sI'd sure hate to get a dozen crap weeds for Valentine's Day.
3.17sI'd rather have candy. Not if they were called scum drops.
3.05sYour new principal would like to say a few words.
2.63sRemember, you have to respect him.
2.43s- He's a war hero.
- Ha-ha!
1.83sThank you, Chalmers.
2.87sWhere I come from, there's no better way to get acquainted...
3.3sthan by reciting the Pledge of Allegiance together.
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2.57sWhy don't you lead us, son?
3.74sHey, America, you're So fine. You're so fine, you bLow my mind. America.
1.95s
2.7sWell, that's very concise,
3.12sbut it's an insult to everything I suffered for.
2.47sNow, take a seat, junior, and listen to someone...
3.05swho gave their youth in service of their country.
2.87sMrs. Krabappel, the pledge, please.
4.07sYou haven't dealt with women for a long time, have you, Sergeant?
2.94sAre you asking me out?