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3.9sWell, sir, if that's corny, then corn me up.
2.15sSergeant Skinner took me under his wing...
2.3sand showed me that life was worth living.
3.84si came to think of him as the big brother I never had.
2.64sHe made me believe i might have a future after all.
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2.44sCome on!
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2.17sAnd when they told us he was missing,
3.37spresumed dead, my future died once again.
2.73sMy life lost all meaning.
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2.69sCome on! Get to the part where you steal his identity.
3.35sI'm trying to explain how emotionally fragile I was.
2.63sOh, it's one of those stories.
2.74sSergeant Skinner meant the world to me.
4.3sAnd I-- I felt it was my duty to deliver the grim news to his mother.
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