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2.32sTime for our weekly silhouette.
3.55sNo! Cutting out your ugly nose gives me a hand cramp!
1.72sOh, but you love silhouette night.
4.14sAnd then we go through your bird book and make up silly captions--
4.27sWhy are you all dressed up? I'm sick of this house, and I'm sick of you!
1.93sTonight we're going for a drive.
0.65sMmm, what's so special about tonight?
2.29sNothing!
3.25s- Put on your special suit and get in the car!
- Yes, Mother.
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2.22sWhy are we stopping at my school, Mother?
3.17sWhat does it say on that sign? I don't like your tone!
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2.22sSurprise!
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2.05sHappy anniversary, Son.
2.1sOh, Mother.
2.4sYou are still the master of deception.
2.24s- I surely am.
- Ahhh.
4.8s"So, in 1966, a brave young man named Seymour Skinner...
4.47senlisted and shipped out to Vietnam, where he rose to become platoon sergeant."
3.24sRalph. Principal Skinner is an old man who lives at the school.