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2.74sWill someone remove that crazy man, please?
2.12sNo. No. He's--
2.37sHe's not crazy. It's true.
2.97sI'm--
3.67sI'm... an impostor.
4.92sThat man is the real Seymour Skinner.
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4.27sKeep looking shocked and move slowly towards the cake.
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3.14sNow, let's clear this up. Who exactly are you?
3.22sSergeant Seymour Skinner, U.S. Army.
2.57sit's true. i was in his platoon.
3.09sBut they said you were killed on that scouting mission.
3.59sNo, just captured. It's kind of a funny story, really.
2.6sAfter five years in a secret P.O.W. camp,
2.27sI was sold to China for slave labor.
2.8sSince '77, I've been making sneakers at gunpoint...