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2.3sWhy don't you just write a 30-word essay on what you've done?
2.37sHey, hey, hey. Easy there, you big impostor.
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2.97sSo, uh, um, should I sign my original name?
3.2sjust put an "X," then call yourself whatever the hell you want.
2.03sWell, now, there's no need for profanity.
3.2sMy name may have changed, but I'm still the same man I was last week.
2.7sNot to us you're not. I mean, how would you feel...
2.97sif you suddenly found out Ned Flanders was an impostor?
0.62sWho's Ned Flanders?
2.5sMy next-door neighbor. Religious guy?
0.67sOh, you mean Reverend Lovejoy.
2.9sNo, I don't!
3.27sWhat I mean is, to me you're just a stranger...
3.14s- pretending to be something he's not.
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2.75sOh, I'm sorry, but that's just how I feel.
5.19sNo, don't apologize. It's time I stopped pretending.
4.54sI've called this assembly to announce my retirement,
2.7seffective as of the end of this sentence.