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2.57sSt. Eleutherius of Nicomedia!
1.72sThat's my name. Don't wear it out.
2.05sTo inspire men, you must be brave.
2.42sI introduced Christianity to Mongolia.
2.22sIt didn't take, but it was worth a try.
1.72sTell us, good Reverend,
3.4swhat great deeds have you done to inspire the hearts of men?
3.85sWell, I had the vestibule recarpeted.
2.85sI've appeared in over 8,000 visions,
2.92sand that's the lamest reply I've ever heard.
4.1sOh, now, please. I-- I thought saints were supposed to be friendly.
3.44sYou, you're just lucky God isn't here.
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3.14sHello. Listen Lady.
4.1sMarge, people say you've got a real knack for solving problems.
1.75sWell, this is a little awkward,
3.87sbut, um, Tim came home from church so despondent today.
3.2sHe's just been playing with his trains all afternoon.