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3.44sAh, yes. This is a product called Mr. Sparkle.
3.55sVery popular dish detergent. Hey, he looks like you!
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1.75sWhat's he saying?
0.9sHe identifies himself...
2.03sas a magnet for foodstuffs.
3.95sHe boasts that he will banish dirt to the land of wind and ghosts.
0.52sWow!
3.07sYes. You have very lucky dishes, Mr. Simpson.
2.8sThis soap is from the sacred forest of Hokkaido,
2.44srenowned for its countless soap factories.
2.55sHokkaido, eh?
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3.6sSee, all along, I've been telling Carl I'm married to a beauty queen.
2.07sNow he's coming over for dinner.
3.17sOh, Lenny, I'm sure he'll like your wife no matter what she looks like.
3.34sNo, no, no, no! It's worse than that! I don't even have a wife.
2.85sI just said I did to, you know, be a big shot.
4.15sOh. Well, it's time to start telling the truth.
2sNow, when I have to tell my husband the truth,
2.87sI cook him a big delicious dinner.
4.09sBy the time he's done eating, he's too full and tired to care what I have to say.