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4.62sThere was just one fellow man I hadn't counted on.
3.05sReverend, I'm a-- I'm afraid something terrible has happened.
3.8sWell, sit down and rap with me, brother. That's what I'm here for.
3.6sWell, I was talked into doing a dance called the bump,
3.84sbut my hip slipped, and my-- my buttocks came into contact...
2.72swith the buttocks of another young man!
3.07sI... see.
2.85sThen the calls began.
3.05sWell, I-- I think I may be coveting my own wife.
4.29sI'm meek, but I could probably stand to be meeker.
2.95sI-i-i think I swallowed a toothpick!
2.94sFinally, I just stopped caring.
3.72sLuckily, by then it was the '80s, and no one noticed.