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3.6sWell, I was talked into doing a dance called the bump,
3.84sbut my hip slipped, and my-- my buttocks came into contact...
2.72swith the buttocks of another young man!
3.07sI... see.
2.85sThen the calls began.
3.05sWell, I-- I think I may be coveting my own wife.
4.29sI'm meek, but I could probably stand to be meeker.
2.95sI-i-i think I swallowed a toothpick!
2.94sFinally, I just stopped caring.
3.72sLuckily, by then it was the '80s, and no one noticed.
4.27sBut you can't let a few bad experiences sour you on helping people.
1.93sOh, sure I can.
2.8syou handle it. Me?
3.7sWell, i-i-- W-Wait. I can't-- I-- Mmm. Hello.
3.69sUh, yeah, hi. I'm calling for Reverend Lovejoy. Who is this?