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4.6sMmm. Beef salad, beef on the cob, beef-fried beef--
2.07sIs there anything on the menu that isn't meat?
0.67sHa. Not likely.
1.74sCool.
3.97sEven this menu is made of meat. It's an entire chicken pounded flat.
3.27sHow clever. The kids' menu is on the beak.
3.84sHmm, I think I'll take-- oh, that one.
1.93s
2sNo. He's a bit listless, isn't he?
2.84sGive me-- ooh, that spirited fellow.
1.82s
3.57sHe didn't put up much of a fight. Why don't you pick one for me?
2.18s
2.57sOn second thought, I'll just have a glass of milk...
2.25sfrom that cow.
0.78sHmm?
1.55s
3.02sWait a minute. Is this the biggest steak you've got?
3.77sSeventy-two ounces? I thought this was supposed to be a steak house,
5.2snot a little girlie, underpantsie, pink-doily, tea-party place.
3.54sWell, there is one steak that's only available by special request.