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4.32sSo, you want to be a comedian, is it? It's my lifelong dream.
3.99sWell, that dream dies now! You're unfunny and untalented!
2.68sThat's why you're perfect for drama.
2.07sHmm. Serious drama.
3.32sPerhaps it is time to give up comedy.
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4.37sI'm putting together a big drama picture right now as we speak.
4.44sThe script is dynamite. I know, because I wrote it myself.
3.47sAnd with me directing and starring, I'll be back on top...
4.67safter 50 miserable years... of fame.
2.59sAh, fame. Where do I come in?
3.3sThis fame film has a juicy part for you...
3.54sif you completely finance it with your doctor money.
1.9sSo, are you in?
2.01sUh, okay.
2.56sHow much do I have to invest?
2.22sOh, Not much. Not much. A million dollars.
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4.46sThen it's settled. Another blockbuster Hollywood deal.
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