3.4sYou're right, crabby. He's a hell of a lot funnier than you could ever be.
4.92sMaybe so, but perhaps if I wrote him and asked for a few hundred pointers--
3.64sThis letter has to be very personal,
3.8sso I'm writing it in my own ink.
0.56s
2.36s
4.07sDear Uncle Zoid, Greetings from your long-lost nephew.