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4.37sThank you. Thank you so much. You know, through all my ups and downs,
4.74sI always thought the most important thing in life was to win an Oscar,
5.04sbut tonight I realize what's really important is to win two Oscars!
3.64sHa! Ha! I'm kidding. I'm kidding.
4.04sWhat really matters in life is that people care about you,
1.76swhether it's a whole crowd,
3.84sor just one diehard fan.
4.17sThank you, nephew. Now I can die happy,
3.4s10 seconds from now, when Calculon kills us.
2.29sHit the deck!
0.48sWhere's that Oscar?
3.78sHere. Enjoy. What are you getting upset?
2.8sIt's slightly less fraudulent for you to have it.