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5.44sanother day of pathetic, forgotten misery.
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2.27sAnd the winner is--
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3.84sAnd the winner-- instead of any of the nominees--
3.04sis the legendary Harold Zoid!
2.57sOh! Oh! Oh! Oh!
2.72sWhat? Huh?
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4.37sThank you. Thank you so much. You know, through all my ups and downs,
4.74sI always thought the most important thing in life was to win an Oscar,
5.04sbut tonight I realize what's really important is to win two Oscars!
3.64sHa! Ha! I'm kidding. I'm kidding.
4.04sWhat really matters in life is that people care about you,