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2.36sAnd the nominees for best actor are--
4.14sSir Laurence-- in The Merchant of Venus.
4.24sHive Mind Gamma 7-X in Bikini Party summer.
3.6sThe Soda Machine Robot in Bikini Party summer.
3.64sMark jones in How Beige Was My jacket.
2.4sAnd, instead of the fifth guy--
4.37sCalculon, for his powerhouse performance in The Magnificent Three.
4.15sUh-oh. He read the wrong name. Shh. just play along like they did for Marisa Tomei.
4.19sHooray! I won't be murdered! I'll live another day,
5.44sanother day of pathetic, forgotten misery.
2.27sAnd the winner is--
3.84sAnd the winner-- instead of any of the nominees--