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4.77sFor a scant one-million-dollar investment, you can be the star.
0.41sAnd?
3.52sAnd, uh, I guarantee it'll win ya an Oscar.
4.47sAn Oscar, you say? That would get me out of this festering rat's nest...
2.34scalled television once and for all.
2.65sLet me see the script.
3.09sNo. No, I don't like the font. Wait!
3.95sHarold Zoid? Was this written by the Harold Zoid?
0.65sWritten and xeroxed.
2.44sGood heavens.
2.97sA chance to work with the legendary Harold Zoid.
4.67sHe's one of my great idols. And you say you can guarantee me the Oscar?
3.22sI can guarantee ya anything you want. Then I'll do it!
2.6sHooray! Here's your checkbook.