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2.87sHumorbot 5.0, ladies and gentlemen.
4.1sOur next stand-up's a veteran of four comedy traffic schools.
3.54sGive it way up for Bobcat Zoidberg!
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3.11sAll right!
3.24sEarth. What a planet.
2.7sOn Earth, you enjoy eating a tasty clam.
3.9sOn my planet, clams enjoy eating a tasty you.
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3.24sMaybe I'm not yelling loud enough.
3.6sOn Earth, everybody is always looking for a giant squid.
3.7sOn my planet--
2.43sReload.
3.77sSo these three parasitic worms bore into a human's head,
3.84sand they walk up to the bar and then--
3.45sUh-oh. Wait! Stop! I've got more!