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3.4sYou're right, crabby. He's a hell of a lot funnier than you could ever be.
4.92sMaybe so, but perhaps if I wrote him and asked for a few hundred pointers--
3.64sThis letter has to be very personal,
3.8sso I'm writing it in my own ink.
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4.07sDear Uncle Zoid, Greetings from your long-lost nephew.
2.77sNorm and Sam and Sadie's boy? Remember?
4.74sNow I am the most important doctor at the delivery company where I work.
4sBut sadly, my life is bereft of laughter.
3.44s"I beg of you, Mr. Funny Uncle. Teach me the comedy business.
4.49sSincerely, Zoidberg." Oh, isn't that nice he took the time?