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4.67sHi. I'm joan Rivers's head. I tell you, I've had so many face-lifts,
2.84sthey finally lifted it right off my body.
4.27sIt's true! It's true! Oh, oh, oh. Here comes jack Nicholson's D.N.A.,
2.17sreconstituted in a gorilla body!
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2.72sCatering.
2.49sOh-- Ohh.
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4.05sOh, and here's washed-up actor what's-his-name, Harold Zoid.
3.67sAre you presenting one of those tacky honorary awards or just getting one?
5.4sI'm a seat filler, joan's head. My only marketable skill is to occupy space.
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4.47sYou know, the second I don't win that award, you're cat food.