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5.34sBut you won this Golden Globe. Piffle! That's the Emmy of movie awards!
0.65sI told you I want an Oscar!
3.31sThen maybe you should act better.
3.87sThe Oscar isn't about acting; it's about earning the respect...
2.52sand admiration of the creative community.
0.48sHow about we rig the awards?
2.37sThat's fine too.
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4.1sIt's no use. The tar is too thick. Plus, I think i flooded it.
4.92sWell, we missed the premiere, and we're gonna die. Might as well enjoy the sights.
3.37sOh, my God. Sylvester Stallone!
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4.14sThis is where you live? I thought you were a big-shot Hollywood movie star.
3.5sNo, I'm not. I am an even bigger liar than you.
4.02sMy career went down the tubes the day they invented Smell-A-Vision.
2.07sCalculon's gonna kill us for sure,
2.1sand it's all everybody else's fault.
5.89sOy. All I wanted was for people to think of me one last time before I die.